Published On:Thursday, 27 December 2012

Finally, after coming in the limelight Pranab Mukherjee's son promoted to Congress Spokesperson post

After showing his credible statement vomiting skills, the Congress Party has decided to promote Pranab Mukherjee's son Abhishek Mukherjee as party spokesperson. Congress Party in its press release said that if Abhijeet Mukherjee continues to demonstrate his thought process through more such interesting stuff and wakes up the Indian people in similar passion, he would be promoted to Ministerial post in 2014 elections.

"We actually thought somebody to take the mike and stir entire system, so that people would forget Delhi Gang Rape case and focus on some stupid stuff. We saw that kind of calibre in Abhijeet," said a source from the Congress Party who was accompanied in the urgent meeting to take the decision.

He said that many including ex-Official Spokesperson Manish Tewari, Digvijay Singh and Ambika Soni refuted the idea. However, persistent efforts of Sonia Gandhi kept them beyond the boundary.

"I am happiesht man in thish world. Itsh not evory body'sh calibore to become Congress Party'sh shpokeshpershon. My shon finolly demonshtrated. Abhishit should shit on spokespershon's chair and give the resolts. Thank you Madamji for let Abhishit shit on the chair of spokeshporshon," said India's President Pranab Mukherjee.

Abhijeet Mukherjee said "I am really happy with Party's step. I am thankful and grateful towards Madamji for allowing me to show my skills. I will be more stupid with my tongue so that Congress Party would win next elections."




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