Published On:Wednesday, 7 May 2014

14 Little known facts of Mulayam Singh Yadav

The India Satire brings to you some unknown stories of Samajwadi Party Chief Mulayam Singh Yadav's life. These stories would help you understand his behavior and lifestyle.

Unknown facts of Mulayam Singh Yadav

1.    He is older version of Arvind Kejriwal and represents a party that is older version of Aam Aadmi Party, according to sources

2.    He is Samajwadi Party President since Congress removed all the CBI cases from his head. Earlier it was unofficially Sonia Gandhi

3.    He knows how to handle the computer. Just pull up the monitor and throw on the head of stupid SP karyakarta and thereafter use it as a cupboard

4.    He also knows bird means panchi and dog means kutta

5.    His school had English classes which he always bunked

6.    He eats Manikchand and then spits it

7.    Most of his voters don't understand what he is saying. Earlier, people used to think that he becomes nostalgic while talking and therefore uses nostrils but recent reports suggest that jarda has restricted his mouth to be opened full

8.    He starts his day with 'Secular Tea' made by using 'communal spices' in the morning

9.    Finally today he found out 'W' on computer keyboard, it was exactly opposite to 'M'. Don't know why?

10. His son was only eligible person in the entire Uttar Pradesh for learning English, else he wanted to ban the language in pride Hindi state

11. His second wife confirmed that he is a bit intelligent at home and never talks rubbish

12. Abu Asim Azmi starts his day with kissing his photo all over, suggests others to do the same to officially recognise as a secular person in the politics

13. He never wanted to be indulged in communal riots of Muzaffarnagar, according to SP sources

14. He is totally against all those rapists of daughters of rich and powerful UP people and politicians. He also recommends harshest of punishments to these rapists. Others are innocents




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