Published On:Friday, 23 May 2014

Kejriwal to give free toffees and balloons if he wins next Delhi elections

To regain confidence of Delhites and look sensible (law abiding and not anarchist), Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) Chief Arvind Kejriwal has decided to announce certain freebies to Delhi people, said sources in AAP.

Kejriwal has thrown the net to bait Delhities but this time he is ready to give everything for free, like

¨      Free honeymoon packages to newly married couples.

¨      Free skull cap for seculars.

¨      Free copying books for students appearing in the exams.

¨      Free entry to Indian cricket Team.

¨      Free Golgappas.

¨      Free samosas etc etc.

Kejriwal promised the people of Delhi, if he is elected to power in Delhi again, he shall not resign but he shall perform dharna every other day. He shall get slapped and do all the required to entertain Delhi people. He will prove that the crores of Indians, who voted for Modi, are actually Ambanis and Adanis agents. Even his wife is an Ambani agent as she voted for Modi and as such betrayed him.

(Reported by Special Correspondent Manoj Sharma) 




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