Published On:Tuesday, 31 March 2015

Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal launches 'miracle pen' to identify traitors in the party

Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal has launched 'miracle pen', developed by IIT Delhi alumnis that will immediately identify traitors in Aam Aadmi Party who are plotting against Kejriwal. The pen, which looks like another 'Cello' pen if threw on a party candidate would immediately turn him into smelly, dirty and 'Jani Dushman' kind of monster.

"This pen is too good. Yesterday, I threw it on Ashish Khetan who turned into monster with huge stubble. However, I realised that Khetan already had stubble. Then I used it on Kumar Vishwas and Ashutosh but they remained as it is, proving the credibility of this technology. If anybody had turned into monster I would have kicked on his a$$ and would have thrown him out of the party," said Arvind Kejriwal, demonstrating the pen into a press conference.

Kejriwal told media that these days IIT Delhi alumnis are busy developing different gadgets and applications that would help him sustain his reputation as aam aadmi.

"These guys immediately started working on the pen when Prashant Bhushan and Yogendra Yadav plotted a heinous conspiracy against me. Within a month they developed this wonderful technology. I used the pen on Yogendra and Prashant's photos which turned into monsters," said Kejriwal.

Kejriwal told reporters that yesterday night he called all the party workers and personally checked the authenticity and couldn't find any traitor. He also told the reporters that IIT alumnis are developing another pen which would help him identifying his critic in Delhi public.

"As soon as I found the critic, I will throw him out of the state - ha ha ha," said Kejriwal giving his innocent smile.

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