The India Satire in its special report 5 things has brought to you 5 easy tips to crack cruelest of any job interview. Read the following and remember them always so that you will be saved from this evil job world.
Following are the 5 easy tips to successfully crack any job interview
· Prepare like hell out of it. Always remember every new office has more chances of having at least one beautiful colleague than to expect from the current promoter to take beautiful new joining in the firm.
· It's not only interviewer has the right to wear good clothes sometimes you too could get out of your animal instincts.
· A good actor knows how to act opposite to his nature. Try to be humble just extremely opposite to your behavioral pattern.
· No one is interested in your English speaking skills. Its donkey in you they would be most interested in. Donkey with very good tongue has an added advantage. Therefore, prove you are hardworking donkey with humble tongue to male interviewer and cute donkey with flirty tongue to female interviewer. In between, releasing few good vibes, again opposite to your nature will help.
· You must have watched Conjuring. Every time you finish watching such a horrible horror movie, you must be feeling lively and kicking and not dead by some stupid paranormal guy. Job interview is same thing. You always know the end that you will reach home unscathed still you fear for it a lot. Therefore, before starting, think of end. There is no end to your life even if he kicks you out of the cabin.