Directed by Remo D'Souza and produced by cartoon production house Walt Disney Picture, ABCD 2 is releasing on June 26, just a few days after International Yoga Day. Following is the movie guide which will help you in deciding whether to watch the movie or not.
Guide to horror world
v ABCD 2 is a story of two women, ah sorry two men, ah sorry one man and one woman, oh no, it's so complicated to decide. Ok, it's a story of a man with thin eyebrows just look like another lady in front of him and a woman whose eyes successfully depicts devilishious instincts and manly gestures when they are open.
v So both these manly woman and womanly man are crazy about some difficult exercises which are known as 'malla khambs' in India and in Englishtalistically 'gymnastic moves' in Russian circus, also called as dance in some parts of India. So these moves which are also called 'locking n popping' in Africa, originated from Congo and Madagascar, successfully adopted by Director Remo, purely Indian but originated from
v So the story is original, by performing difficult dance steps, fighting different hurdles, and showing their hard work shown through their sweaty (generally water is poured on the bodies to show that they are sweaty), bronze colour bodies finally these two buddies win a tournament. This entire plot of ABCD2 was earlier copied by same Remo in his earlier venture ABCD and prior to that the same plot was used in few other stupid hollywood movies.
v The cast include bulky, six packed, muscular body with little eyebrows (properly cut to look almost like that of a woman), earrings and dented - painted hero, Varun Dhawan. While heroine Shraddha Kapoor is a girl, with beautiful vampirish eyes who could easily frighten socially devastating creatures such as Emran Hashmi in the night. Prabhudeva comfortably carried same expressions of his earlier venture.
So why should I watch?
v For original story, few good difficult good exercises, hippie looking people, gender equality, Transsexuality
Why not to watch?
v For original story copied by many earlier bollywood, hollywood and regional movies, few good difficult exercises which you could also learn from Baba Ramdev's yoga videos; hippie looks are not for you, if you don't want to promote LGBT kind of ideas
Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal to conduct single finger test personally to find out ass holes in the party
|Arvind Kejriwal showing his single finger|
After announcement of two finger rape test, Aam Aadmi Party Chief and Delhi's Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal issued a new diktat stating he will personally conduct one finger test on his party workers to identify ass holes. CM's office in a notification said that the test will be currently on beta mode and would likely implement in entire Delhi by year end.
"There are many critics in my party, media and in Delhi. I want to find out these ass holes and therefore I have decided to conduct a single finger test personally. This test will help me to identify these di*k-heads and throw them out of party. After completing this test in the party, I will throw some nuisance creating media people and Delhites by year end," Arvind Kejriwal told ANI reporter.
According to experts, single finger ass hole test helps identify people who are habituated to creating nuisance against the greatest and best leaders in the world. This test was earlier performed by Hitler, Stalin, Mao and few other great leaders in the world to confirm that their leadership would not end by some stupid creature. However, they didn't personally insert finger for testing purpose and asked doctors to perform the task.
"I am different. I don't want to take any chances and therefore I personally decided to perform the task. After throwing out everybody who is against me, ah sorry! Against the best and least corrupt state government in the world, Delhi state would be peaceful and prosperous," said Arvind Kejriwal.
After long standing dharna and drama of Aam Aadmi Party Chief and Chief Minister of Delhi Arvind Kejriwal, Delhi's Lieutenant Governor Najeeb Jung signed Kejriwal's transfer letter to Timbuktu. L-G office confirmed the development and said that Kejriwal will have to pack his bags immediately and take all his drama partners and to move out to Timbuktu to improve the lives over there.
"Just some time back L-G has signed the transfer letter of Arvind Kejriwal and Manish Sisodia. Both of them have asked to move to Timbuktu where L-G has provided them all the decision making powers. He can transfer anybody there. He can also appoint Jan Lokpal, as the government would not interfere in his internal matters. He will have all the liberty," said secretary of L-G Jung.
According to sources, in a power tussle between Kejriwal and L-G, finally L-G has shown what he could do. The source said that its enormous amount of power that L-G have, Kejriwal has to leave Delhi. The source also confirmed that anybody else in Delhi wants to accompany Kejriwal in making better lives of Timbuktu would ask to do so.
In a reaction to L-G's transfer letter, Kejriwal shut his mouth for a while waiting for something to come up in his mind to answer the query. Finally, when something came to his mind he said "Kya 'jung'le raj hai kya? I will send Modi and L-G to Timbuktu."
Prime Minister Narendra Modi made a scathing attack on opposition who criticised him on his remarks that Indians felt shameful in India before he took chair of the country's prime ministership. Modi said that before he became prime minister of India there were no world at all.
"Yes, that is what Barack told me that he felt same way when he became US President. Since I became India's PM, the global energy levels have gone up by at least 100%, meaning there was no existence of the world at all before I became PM. I am sure if people don't elect me again in 2019 elections the world probably would collapse or go to hell," said Narendra Modi, addressing a wide audience in the mental asylum of Agra.
He told his audience that you should also feel same way and encourage and motivate yourselves that without you world would go to hell. That would help you guys think that how much you people are significant for the world and not just India.
"I am really shameful if I don't put this much of energy in you that by 2019 you would all think the same way as I think and not like some of my baby partners in the cabinet and my entire opposition," everybody laughed on Narendra Modi's comment. Modi confirmed them that his baby partners and opposition have lesser IQ than his audience in Agra's asylum.
Reacting to Modi's speech, Congress leader Digvijay Singh said "Look at the arrogance of Mr. Modi, he thinks world would go to hell and not in jannat. This is the Sanghi hypocrisy and communalism."
The Council for the Indian School Certificate Examinations declared its results on May 18, 2015. The overall pass percentage in ISC (class XII) was 96.28%. The Aam Aadmi Party has put forth a strong disapproval to this inflation. Their spokesperson and Deputy CM Manish Sisodia held a press conference at their Delhi Headquarters "Their pass percentage has gone up by 1.01%. All this is happening because of the Modi Government. The common man in the state boards is not even able to pass." This was soon followed by a round of Dharna's. The student wing of AAP went with 14 hoardings and 322 black flags outside the ISC office and registered their displeasure. However, it was a peaceful protest because the books burnt and the slogans shouted did not harm anyone physically.
This news soon spread across the country. At Kolkata, outside Arkya Chatterjee's home (The Topper this year), heavy police was deployed. On meeting our reporter, the commissioner said "Arkya was threatened on Twitter that he would be made to write the state board exams. We will deploy SPG if required." On meeting the Chairman of West Bengal State Board, our reporter was told "We support AAP for this. Such results create a lot of imbalance in the country. The score of an average ISC student is enough to pass 2-3 West Bengal State Board students."
However mixed responses were received from the student community. Somewhere in Chandni Chowk, students alleged that all this is done because Arvind Kejriwal during his schooling was denied admission in an ISC school because of his Dharna attitude. Our team tried to get a comment from the Delhi ISC schools over his application but no one was available for a comment. Later, an AAP insider confirmed "Arvind ji was denied an admission but that should not be related to this. He is a noble man and is doing this so that the inflation does not harm the student community." We also got to know that Mr. Kejriwal had sent his IIT JEE results to every ISC school he was denied of back then to show his capability.
Later in the day, we got in touch with Sanjay Singh of AAP who explained "During our time, a 60% was a good percentage and brought smiles to the family. When Raghav Chadha was in his 12th, a decent 80% was good to cheer up people. And now, even 95% is frowned by the society. All this is done by BJP and Congress. This inflation is indirectly benefiting the coaching classes."
Kumar Vishwas on Twitter posted a poetry and gave a ew perspective to this episode :
" Koi deewana kehta hai, koi pagal samajhta hai,
Magar results ki bechaini ko bas student samajhta hai
Main 95% se door kitna hoon, woh mujhse door kitna hai
Woh ISC board samajhta hai ya mera state board samajhta hai.. "
428 retweets and 972 favorites.
However, the students of ISC board disapproved this and decided to block AAP page. The Association of Coaching & Tuition(ACT) is believed to have raised this issue to the HRD Ministry and we will soon get back with an update.
Directed by Shoojit Sircar, Piku is going to be released this weekend. Following are the specific points of the movie which would help you in deciding whether to watch the movie or not.
Long story in short
v The movie is something about constipation, its symptoms, causes and effects. However, solution is hidden and if you guys think that the movie would answer the solution on your constipation then you will have to wait for Piku 2.
v There is no reason why Deepika Padukone is working in this movie; it was just 'My Choice'.
v No cleavage show, no hot and sexy scene and no kissing scene in the entire movie, for-a-change going by her new doctrine 'My Choice'.
v She has also utilized her choice of maintaining same kind of facial expressions.
v Amitabh's fans who died after watching Shamitabh can book their tickets from heaven and hell. From sources in heaven and hell, ticket prices are very low due to absence of demand after Shamitabh debacle.
v The movie is generalized to be a funny one where Amitabh, Deepika and Irfan Khan will have sarcastic triangle. In the climax, Amitabh will stay with his constipation, releasing gases and allowing Deepika to go with Irfan. For a change, he wouldn't die in the movie.
v Dhanush is playing cameo. Don't worry, it's just a joke.
v Deepika has done everything to look 'fair'.
v Why to watch?
To see an original problem of the third world
v Why not to watch?
To avoid a movie that mocks the problem of the third world, which you face regularly.
Take The Toilet paper of India (TOI) with you to convert the lobby into reading hall if you feel the movie is boring.