Organisational chief of Jamaat Ud Dawah and Lashkar e Taiba, Hafiz Muhammad Saeed has damaged his small finger of left leg while running away from an insane cockroach. The cockroach infiltrated his right leg and found injecting his long moustache in his leg when he was having an afternoon nap.
"I had been having a great day light dream of conquering India in the afternoon today when I saw horrendous movement around my leg. One large cockroach, almost as much as half of my right palm was tingling on my leg and staring at me like he wanted to eat me. He openly challenged me with his long moustache to fight with him in the open ground. That time I didn't have my sword with me to wrestle with him while he was having two swords. Therefore I started running away when my left leg touched something and blood started oozing out. But I was so afraid that I even couldn't see what damaged my leg," said Hafiz Saeed in his speech addressing Pakistani awaam "He (cockroach) is now under arrest of Pakistan Police and I am going to bring him to Shariah Court which JuD recently formed."